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My name is Lizzy; 18, Texas. I shower with the door open, smile at strangers in public, and my favorite breakfast consists of 2 over easy eggs and coffee.

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via luxuriouslittlethings)

sexywisconsin:

sixpenceee:

Mayflys are a winged insect that have a short lifespan. They mate in such a way that all of them mature in the exact same time. The will die out soon, but for the time being Wisconsin looks like something straight out of a horror movie. 

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THIS IS NOT SEXY AND I DO NOT PROMOTE THIS

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bbymudda:

thou shall not checketh for a nigga tht ain’t checking for thee

(Source: baetimusprime, via luxuriouslittlethings)

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